School Report Card ( absolute classic)
From the headmaster at Eton to Boris's Da, 1982
adopted a disgracefully cavalier attitude to his classical studies,” the letter begins.
“Boris sometimes seems affronted when criticised for what amounts to a gross failure of responsibility … I think he honestly believes that it is churlish of us not to regard him as an exception, one who should be free of the network of obligation which binds everyone else.”