My entire life supporting United has been about what our Club does - the highlights of my time following this bloody team is what they have achieved from winning the League to Cups to the UEFA Cup Final. I have never derived any great pleasure from the fortunes of others (okay except maybe when Rangers ceased to exist ). This season as far as I am concerned is all about what we do, namely promotion. Whatever happens to other teams I couldnae frankly give a toss about so long as we do what we have set out to do and get us back to where we should never have left in the first place.

Imagine if your 'highlight' of supporting a particular team is not trophy winning but the demise of their rivals, while at the same time achieving the square root of eff all. For 46 years. THAT is a minter.