A bloke walks into a bar and sits alongside a stunning redhead,
He buys her a drink and they start chatting with the usual ***ual innuendo included,
After half an hour he decides to go for it,
He says to the stunning redhead, " I know how to make my Pen15 TEN INCHES "
She smiled seductively and eyes bulging she asked .." how "

The guy replied " give me five minutes and I will go to the loo and chop an inch off "