Quote Originally Posted by mickd1961 View Post
If I did bump someone off the body would never be found,I’m always amazed at these idiots who dig a “shallow grave”.

You dig the grave months ahead of needing it for starters,if you dig the hole during the day wearing a Wolverhampton Council workers jacket you might arouse suspicion though as catching one of them breaking sweat would put anybody on high alert!

If you did wear the old day glow jacket though nobody would bat an eyelid.

Dig well in advance to see if anyone approaches you or you see eyes upon you and if you do then don’t return.

Leave your phone at home.

Make sure the victims phone isn’t on the body and it’s last ping is miles away from your home.

Take spare clothes with you and burn and bury the clothes you commit the act in.

The more intricate the method though the more the problems which is why the “accident” on the cliffs is the quickest and cleanest method.

Silent Witness was excellent last week with the serial killer being a respectable businessman most of the time and he became a rough looking roving mechanic when killing.

Talking of Silent Witness........i’d love to have Emilia Fox chained up up in my basement wearing fishnets.
Glad it's not just me then - the delectable Emilia has been in my top few for many years! There's something you have overlooked Mick - leaving your phone at home then driving somewhere (will be on CCTV somewhere) is bound to arouse suspicion!