O/T:- Trump

[tarquinbeech]

So Sid never attends Notts games because he is too sick?.......but takes "frequent holiday trips to the USA"?

Never trust the ex-Guardian writers.

Then Jesus, again groaning in Himself, came to West Ayton. It was a country pied-de-terre, a champagne socialist paradise, and a pile of unsold childrens books lay against it.

Jesus said, “Take away the recyclable garbage.”

Those of him who were dead, said to Him, “Lord, by this time there is a stench, for he has been dead four seasons.”

Jesus said to them, “Did I not say to you that if you would believe you would see the glory of God?” Then they took away the pile of "I am Golgothas" from the place where the Snobbers was lying............ And Jesus lifted up His eyes and said, “Father, I thank You that You have heard Me. ...... And I know that You always hear Me, but because of the people who are standing by I said this, that they may believe that You sent Me.” ....... Now when He had said these things, He cried with a loud voice, “Siddus the Snakus, come forth!” .......And he who had died came out bound hand and foot with Guardian pages, and his face was wrapped with a copy of Momentum´s manifesto.......... Jesus said to them, “Loose him, and let him go.”

[i961pie]

Seems your " American Amigos" have something to thank the Trumpster for.

[sidders]

Then Jesus, again groaning in Himself, came to West Ayton. It was a country pied-de-terre, a champagne socialist paradise, and a pile of unsold childrens books lay against it.

Jesus said, “Take away the recyclable garbage.”

Those of him who were dead, said to Him, “Lord, by this time there is a stench, for he has been dead four seasons.”

Jesus said to them, “Did I not say to you that if you would believe you would see the glory of God?” Then they took away the pile of "I am Golgothas" from the place where the Snobbers was lying............ And Jesus lifted up His eyes and said, “Father, I thank You that You have heard Me. ...... And I know that You always hear Me, but because of the people who are standing by I said this, that they may believe that You sent Me.” ....... Now when He had said these things, He cried with a loud voice, “Siddus the Snakus, come forth!” .......And he who had died came out bound hand and foot with Guardian pages, and his face was wrapped with a copy of Momentum´s manifesto.......... Jesus said to them, “Loose him, and let him go.”

I am so flattered that you have spent so much time thinking about me, Tarkers. My word of the day is Gazpacho - I thought I'd share it with you. Doesn't it sound satisfying when you say it?

[Elite_Pie]

I am so flattered that you have spent so much time thinking about me, Tarkers. My word of the day is Gazpacho - I thought I'd share it with you. Doesn't it sound satisfying when you say it?

After reading his post, I'd say tarquin's word of the day was 'Tequila'.

[tarquinbeech]

After reading his post, I'd say tarquin's word of the day was 'Tequila'.

Elitus said to his three disciples, Snakus, Flabius and Eyetius..... "I have compassion for my followers; they have already been with me 10 seasons and have nothing to show for it. I do not want to send them away empty-handed, or they may tire of me."

His disciples answered:

"Where could we get something in this remote place to satisfy such a crowd?"

"How many free bets have we scrounged from the internet?" Elitus asked.

"Seven," they replied, "and two dodgy accumulators."

Elitus told his followers to sit down on the ground. Then he took the seven free bets, plus the Lucky 31 and the Heinz 57, and when he had given thanks to the mug punters, he divided them up and gave them to the disciples, and they in turn to the assembled arse-lickers.
They all bet and were satisfied.
Afterwards, the disciples picked up seven basketfuls of torn betting slips that were left over.
The number of those who gambled were four thousand men, (all except Flabius, who had not yet learned the art of holding a pencil without poking himself in the eye.)
After Elitus had sent the followers away, he got into an empty coach and went to the vicinity of Celtan Hom (or Cheltenham).
Despite offering bargain-basement prices, He went alone because none of his followers could stand another 5 hours of listening to him drone on endlessly about his latest miracle.

[magpie_mania]

Elitus said to his three disciples, Snakus, Flabius and Eyetius..... "I have compassion for my followers; they have already been with me 10 seasons and have nothing to show for it. I do not want to send them away empty-handed, or they may tire of me."

His disciples answered:

"Where could we get something in this remote place to satisfy such a crowd?"

"How many free bets have we scrounged from the internet?" Elitus asked.

"Seven," they replied, "and two dodgy accumulators."

Elitus told his followers to sit down on the ground. Then he took the seven free bets, plus the Lucky 31 and the Heinz 57, and when he had given thanks to the mug punters, he divided them up and gave them to the disciples, and they in turn to the assembled arse-lickers.
They all bet and were satisfied.
Afterwards, the disciples picked up seven basketfuls of torn betting slips that were left over.
The number of those who gambled were four thousand men, (all except Flabius, who had not yet learned the art of holding a pencil without poking himself in the eye.)
After Elitus had sent the followers away, he got into an empty coach and went to the vicinity of Celtan Hom (or Cheltenham).
Despite offering bargain-basement prices, He went alone because none of his followers could stand another 5 hours of listening to him drone on endlessly about his latest miracle.

Are you OK Tarkers?

It's nice to have you back, just not sure what's happened to you!

[sidders]

Are you OK Tarkers?

It's nice to have you back, just not sure what's happened to you!

You think it's nice to have a screwball like him on board again? There's a lot you need to know.

[Elite_Pie]

Are you OK Tarkers?

It's nice to have you back, just not sure what's happened to you!

I think I explained it in post #244!

[seriouspie]

Mrs T lasted longer than the time I gave her? Don't remember betting on that evil bitch, you'll have to remind me.

Regarding the divorce settlement, those amounts weren't the bet. I can't remember the figures, but I recall I won and it cancelled out another bet that I lost.



What chip on my shoulder? You seem to be confusing me with someone else because I have managed to better myself. Funny you should bring it up now, because a couple of days ago I had some very good news on the financial front. My wife was left some land in Lincolnshire when her dad died nearly 30 years ago, 3 plots of around 17 acres in total. It's always been used as agricultural land providing a modest annual income, but now East Lindsey District Council have approved a request to make it residential building land. I won't mention figures on here, but the value has suddenly rocketed. What are we doing about it? We are in the process of transferring ownership of the land to our 3 kids, because we don't need the cash.

Evil bitch ....... not a nice way to describe a lady (of any ilk) and obviously shows your lack of etiquette and manners. Even an inner city secondary school would have taught you this, or did it? Bloody hell, I got a polite warning the other week for even daring to print the word 'Chinks' but so be it, no real complaints from me - you can't help where you were educated.

Back to your question and the bet. It was the bet on the aforementioned lady which you lost ...... and admittedly, agreed by you, this was the case. The secondary bet for another £20 was how much cash we would pay the EU as and when we left the Union. At the time of the bet a figure of £63 billion was being hawked around by the press and you rightly pointed out that no firm sum had been agreed at the time - but we agreed to use this figure, with me saying it would be nearer £30 billion and you saying it would be nearer the other figure. However if you remember, it was later bandied about in the press the figure would be less, possibly in the £50 - £60 billion range. This figure would have won you this bet and because the bet was placed on the original estimate, I conceded to you as all the signs pointed to this figure, and therefore by conceding, it cancelled out the loss on your first bet. Basically all I'm saying is that if we had waited until an official sum had been agreed, I would have won.

Delighted about your good fortune and your decision. By coincidence have been helping Steph out with certain things concerning 10 acres of potential building land her real dad (Alan Potts) gave to her years ago. Land is still one of the best investments around and especially if full planning permission is granted. However in our case, no rush and only testing the water and applying for outline consent. Will then possibly wait for a few years before applying for full detailed consent when value will have risen! Rotten Tories that we are!!

[dam617]

Sid, relax, we’re entering a new golden age of sovereignty. The many benefits of Brexit will soon become obvious after our exit on Friday. Don’t forget, we are getting a new 50p.

That’s what they promised wasn’t it?

I see that Ali Campbell (he of the Dodgy Dossier, not the bloke out of UB40) and Lord Adonis are not going to accept this new 50p coin.

I urge them, and any other Cry Babies who are thinking of doing the same, to send them to me.

I'll give them 20p back for each one and tell them what to spend it on.