Sorry for getting back to the post subject ... that being the very one and only Sherwin Seedorf. I'm pretty sure our coaches know a thing or 2 about fitbaw, and I imagine during training sessions they impart lot's of knowledge, advice and comments akin to 'make a run into the space son and your teammates will pass to you'.
Why he does SFA on the pitch in that respect leads me to think he needs to be sent up to the Redline office and sent to any team in the Northern Conference ( League that'll have him. I've also heard his uncle's now changed his own surname by deed-poll!