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Thread: O/T David Beckham joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOtherTerryMac View Post
    The Turk is about as welcome as a turd in a swimming pool
    He's as much fun as a fart in a space suit Terry.

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    Do you all realise who he is,who he knows,how much money he has,how many games he has been to. Didn't think so,he is Superfan. Its all bullshìt 💩💩💩💩

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    Quote Originally Posted by ex_pat_magpie View Post
    I think he's secretly trying to show how he really cares for you Terry.
    dont like mackems
    especially mackems pretending to be a toon supporter

    still you fell for it

    i hope you sent him flowers when he went of crying his little eyes out

    i felt nearly as sorry for him as i did you whenyou got banned

    and whinged on the meessages to me about the mods etc

    as i say more faces than a town hall clock

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    Did you hear the one about the two gay Irishmen ? Patrick Fitzmurphy and Murphy Fitzpatrick

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    Quote Originally Posted by pboromag View Post
    dont like mackems
    especially mackems pretending to be a toon supporter

    still you fell for it

    i hope you sent him flowers when he went of crying his little eyes out

    i felt nearly as sorry for him as i did you whenyou got banned

    and whinged on the meessages to me about the mods etc

    as i say more faces than a town hall clock
    Show where I whinged on messages to you about the mods. You can't. You are so pathetic, it will be a fantastic day when you begin to tell the truth.

    And please stop spoiling threads just because you have complexes you can't control. You have for ever been an attention seeker since you rejioned the board all of those years ago. IT IS REALLY A SAD STATE OF AFFAIRS AND YOU NEED TO GROW UP.
    Last edited by ex_pat_magpie; 12-02-2020 at 11:02 PM.

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    Try this mathematical film test. It's pretty amazing. Mine turned out to be "The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly". I was surprised how this worked.

    This test will predict which of the 18 films listed below is your favourite. Don't ask me how, but it really works!

    Don't cheat and look at the film list till you have done the maths!

    Here goes...

    Film Test:

    Pick a number from 1-9.

    Multiply by 3.

    Add 3.

    Multiply by 3 again.

    Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favourite film in the list of 18 films below.

    Film List:

    1. Gone With The Wind
    2. E.T.
    3. Beverly Hills Cop
    4. Star Wars
    5. Forrest Gump
    6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
    7. Jaws
    8. Grease
    9. Sunderland til I die. (Netflix)
    10. Casablanca
    11. Jurassic Park
    12. Shrek
    13. Pirates of the Caribbean
    14. Titanic
    15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
    16. Home Alone
    17. Mrs. Doubt-fire
    18. Toy Story

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    Quote Originally Posted by ex_pat_magpie View Post
    Show where I whinged on messages to you about the mods. You can't. You are so pathetic, it will be a fantastic day when you begin to tell the truth.

    And please stop spoiling threads just because you have complexes you can't control. You have for ever been an attention seeker since you rejioned the board all of those years ago. IT IS REALLY A SAD STATE OF AFFAIRS AND YOU NEED TO GROW UP.
    Bill try not to get involved in a battle of wits with a halfwit

    Zobra the Turk can’t even string a legible sentence together man. I blame it on too many puffs on the shisha pipe and too much Turkish Delight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milburn9 View Post
    Try this mathematical film test. It's pretty amazing. Mine turned out to be "The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly". I was surprised how this worked.

    This test will predict which of the 18 films listed below is your favourite. Don't ask me how, but it really works!

    Don't cheat and look at the film list till you have done the maths!

    Here goes...

    Film Test:

    Pick a number from 1-9.

    Multiply by 3.

    Add 3.

    Multiply by 3 again.

    Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favourite film in the list of 18 films below.

    Film List:

    1. Gone With The Wind
    2. E.T.
    3. Beverly Hills Cop
    4. Star Wars
    5. Forrest Gump
    6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
    7. Jaws
    8. Grease
    9. Sunderland til I die. (Netflix)
    10. Casablanca
    11. Jurassic Park
    12. Shrek
    13. Pirates of the Caribbean
    14. Titanic
    15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
    16. Home Alone
    17. Mrs. Doubt-fire
    18. Toy Story
    Sorry mate, didn't work for me I ended up with number 9

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    Quote Originally Posted by ex_pat_magpie View Post
    Show where I whinged on messages to you about the mods. You can't. You are so pathetic, it will be a fantastic day when you begin to tell the truth.

    And please stop spoiling threads just because you have complexes you can't control. You have for ever been an attention seeker since you rejioned the board all of those years ago. IT IS REALLY A SAD STATE OF AFFAIRS AND YOU NEED TO GROW UP.
    Pat you need to learn to read
    This thread was progressing well
    When the mackem
    Chirped in with the Turk quote

    As zippy says it's not good for the board and neither of us have over stepped the mark

    As I say I can't help the fact Terry mackem went of crying
    And maybe if a few of you had told the
    Mackem to grow a pair
    He wouldn't be coming on thinking he's winding posters up
    His only contribution seems to be telling you to not debate with the Turk

    A pity as him being a mackem he actually seems to know more about our team than his own and did post decent topics untill he got caught up
    In this Turk thing

    But hey ho

    And you did have a go at the mod

    Accusing them of removing posts etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cannylad View Post
    Sorry mate, didn't work for me I ended up with number 9
    😂 I had to clean it up for this board. Let's just say that it was originally sent not fit for here.

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