Sky's gone dark and it's just started p1ssing darn. No wind yit.

Poor buggers in bottom parts of valley ev been parking thur cars up on hillside and sandbagging ooams.

I fear another flood al be final straw fo some evvin spent last few days cleaning up. Quite a few old dears were ruerrin in past few days fed up with it all.

Expect a PR visit from Boris Johnson sooin.