When I saw the title “How do Spoons do it” my immediate reaction was......”manage to attract so many of our local lowlife into one spot at one time”.

There’s no wonder they shut Stourbridge and Hagley police stations in recent years,they’re no longer needed......police just pop into Spoons when they’re trying to hunt down a suspect!

I’m always amazed how many people have no work and nothing better to do at 10.30am in a morning than be in a pub.

Nothing more heartening than to see local ****age and early twenties women stroking their hair,twiddling ear rings you could jump through,updating their Facebook status whilst their two year old is trying to climb up the leg of 65 year old alcoholic *****phile.

It was much better back in the 70’s in Stourbridge when pubs had more draconian opening hours,at least in those days the work shy didn’t have a reason to get up before 4pm.