There was a right back from Ven'suela
While dressed in his country's regalia
Bumped into Donsdaft,
And how we all laughed
as Ronnie remarked 'ello sailah'
The game v Murderwell at Fir Park,
Was abandoned when plunged into dark.
Failed floodlights again,
but we know who's tae blame.
'Hoi, Derek McInnes, get tae fark!'
There was a right back from Ven'suela
While dressed in his country's regalia
Bumped into Donsdaft,
And how we all laughed
as Ronnie remarked 'ello sailah'
A man with a face full of plooks
Had a blonde with pretty good looks
While he was being an abductor
I trapped her and f’ucked her
Now that’s a turnip for the books
Thair once wis a teuchter named Andy
Who managers found affae handy
Nae touch and nae pace
Oft caught oot o´ place
But noo a 500 capped Dandy!
There once was a manager called Deek,
Who’s approach was incredibly meek.
But one more phuck up,
And we’re out of the cup,
And he’ll be sacked by the end of the week
A scouser hun minker called Gerrard,
Thought he was the best boss the gers e'er had
'gainst the diets in the quarter,
got ripped a new farter
and took a pumpin right up the derrier 'ard
There once was a team called rangers
who presented opponents great dangers
They would fair leave the boot in
when the ref 'wisna lookin'
But alerted him when requiring of favours
... **** it ... Ah'm pullin the cairt here .... c'mon radges ... Ah'll gie ye a few first lines tae get yer teeth intae ... wi easy and nae so easy rhymes ...
... A former radio presenter ca'd Traynor
... An Aberdeen Legend called Miller
... A midfield playmaker, Jim Bett
... A cup winnin scorer Dave Robb
... A talented dandy Zerouali
... and ... jist for fun ...
... A Dutch born Moroccan, Touzani
... A prolific goalscorer called Mackie ( careful noo ... the 'Hamiltins' are watchin!)