There's something here we're not seeing because I just don't get the hysteria over a bad dose of the sniffles. In the meantime till today i'd only really heard Kung Flu but some other alternatives for the C virus:
Shanghai Shivers
Wuhanic PAnic
Holocough
Flu-Manchu
Communist lung herpes
Terracougha Army
Wu Ping Cough
Chinkenpox
Me So Hoarsy Me Lung Flu long time
Any other alternatives to offer?