IMO, women get hornier as they pass 50, whilst I like to spend more time in the garden tinkering around and drinking ale as I get older.Originally Posted by seriouspie
I'll be able to continue my search for a horny *65 year old* to spend my last few years with.
* For clarification: This phrase implies the female gender only!
The magic catalyst was the new pool, right next to the kitchen, and between the garden and a beer-stocked fridge!
In summer (from now until October) Miriam tops up the pool at midday, and by 2pm is lying naked in it with my beers in an ice-lined cooler bag.....I must have some kind of rare "intermittent Alzheimers" that manifests itself in Summer, because I keep forgetting about the gardening.....strange.
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