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  1. #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1959_60 View Post
    Ah, you are on to us!

    We are not even allowed to hold our secret meetings any more.

    The game is up.

    Every countries drawbridges will have to be raised. Dissenters will be publicly displayed hanging from lamp posts strung up with piano wire. Those suspected of being internationalists will have a big red "R" stamped on their foreheads.
    Ducking stools will make a return for those unwilling, or unable, to give praise to our Leader Boris, or not know the words of "Jerusalem".
    Our military will be ramped up in case Johnny Foreigner will not sell us Edam cheese, Prosecco or Belgium chocolate at a decent price or fail to give us a reasonable score in the Eurovision Song Contest. We will lob bombs on them and take the stuff by force.
    Foreign travel will be banned, except to America or by our military.
    And every European country will behave exactly the same. But they will be doomed. They do not have a Boris, Priti or Dominic to succeed.
    We will Make Britain Great Again and we will crush the other nations beneath our feet.
    i realise now that co-operating with other countries (apart from America and China) is sooo 1990's.
    Sh1te food and isolation is a small price to pay.
    What's an 'internationalist' ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinkov View Post
    What's an 'internationalist' ?
    sinkov---it's a NIke trainer!

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