Repaired the washing machine that just stopped working,flooded the utility as the pipe at the front had come off unbeknown to me.
Was then lucky not to electrocute myself as the back of the machine was off & was checking everything was ok & forgot to knock the power off.
Anyone seen the joke/video of the woman asking the husband to do a few jobs around the house to which he always replies with I'm not a Plumber etc... so the husband comes back in that evening the wife says got all those fixed by the neighbour. "Great" says the husband "what did that cost"? Wife said "It was bake a cake or have ***" Husband "What cake did you bake?" Wife "I'm not a baker"