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Thuzza global shortage of syrups. Our world leading syrup procurers are working night and day to ramp up the supply of syrups to 200,000 a day with the army manning pop up Syrup Fitting Centres (SFC's) at the hub of each community. Each SFC will have army technicians to shave heads prior to fitting syrups. A large number of "Jenrick Volunteers" are being recruited as we speak to remove sacks of hair to Biomass Generating Centres. We have brought in Lord Coe to oversee all this.
Just been informed the hair crisis is solved on Page 39 of the 50 page Booklet released today.