SB Hair Watch

The SB Hair Index is from 1 to 10, 1 being it's obvious a hairdresser ez been nowhere near their eeads, 10 means constant coiffeuring with a session just befooar appearing on air. The baseline is SB's hair. I by chance edda haircut in Brig'arse the week befooar lockdarn. My hair nar looks like Ken Dodds with tufts and folds of hair all o'er oyle and ovva ears.

First Result ---Jenrick 9 (Nine)
Smooth outline following eead shape, short lengths. sharp lines rarnd ears and sidebooards, no hair hanging on neck.
This fella ez edda hairdresser rarnd him against Govt guidelines