Messages left on my answering machine,
whilst following the boys in Tangerine,
Funsters laughing because we got beat,
glorying in another cup final defeat.

Them days were ended on May 21,
when Brewster scored against the HUN,
their big cousins sank doon on their knees,
and i got nae phone calls fae the Dees.

ALICE.

47 years waiting for a chance,
to win a major trophy and a european glance,
and for over a hundred years we've being living next door to Dondeh,Dondeh,
who the phuck are Dondeh?.