I've just downed my eighth can of cider, but I feel pretty much in control. I am getting a bit bored with staying at home however, so I've decided to drive to Barnard Castle to see whether I'm fit to be on the road. If I drive erratically and get stopped by the police I'll be ok though, I'll just claim that TheBlackHorse told me that the drink drive limit isn't law, it's just advisory.