Just read comments after a piece, so many funny lines I can't decide which is best

- The jokes about Cummings’ eyesight just get cornea and cornea.

- Be right back - just going for a drive to check my eyesight
Be sure to take the family with you. So they can see if you can see if you can see!

- At first I thought how inept are these people that that was the best they could come up
The best they could come up with. Can you imagine what the rejected storylines sounded like?

- Highway Code Question 34
You feel that your eyesight may be impaired and are worried about whether you are safe to drive.
Do you:
A. Get someone else to drive you to see an opthalmologist in order to test your eyes? Or:
B. Load you wife and child into the car and go for a 30-mile drive to see if you make it without crashing?

- Going for a ride to check the eyesight? Next time Dom may be prudent enough to check if the tank is topped up using a match.

- I found it hilarious that on the BBC we had Dom's statement, then Johnson's briefing and then.... Would I Lie To You!

- Sarah Langford (Barrister)
"Cummings is like the nightmare defence client who thinks he’s the cleverest person in court & no matter how strongly u advise him not to go into the witness box insists he can ‘clear all this mess up quickly’ while you sit with ur head in ur hands trying not to look at the jury."
https://twitter.com/wigsandwords/sta...55728349061122

- So let me get this straight.
He goes on a 50 mile round trip to Barnard Castle and (understandably) the wife and nipper need a pee - but he drives 5 times that distance (London to Durham) and doesn’t stop once ?
Yeah, right.

- Cummings' in-laws own an enormous castle just a few miles up the road from us. It's a huge, whopping great pile. Just like the huge, whopping great pile of bull**** he came out with today.

- “Hi there,” he said, when he eventually turned up after a half-hour row with his wife over whether he really needed to change out of his hoodie and put on a shirt.
As my sister noted, the change from his usual thug get-up of scraggy t-shirt and trackie bottoms was incredibly redolent of crims dressing up for court.

- Five Cobra emergency briefings are not worth the prime minister’s time. Two car crash briefings to get his mate out of the **** are worth the PM’s time. The Tories - not for the many, only for the one.

- So, Cummings drove from Durham to Barnard Castle (30 miles) because he was unsure of his eyesight - thus again putting others, including his 4 year-old in the car, at risk. What COVID couldn't do, Mr Magoo could finish…

- Anyone want to meet up in Barnard Castle tomorrow for a spot of eye testing?

- I still can't get my head around what he's trying to explain by travelling to Barnard Castle to test his eyes? Has he misunderstood 'Sight Seeing Spot'?

- just trying to help here, but is it possible the poor eyesight thing could be due to him being a colossal ****er ? I've heard that can happen.