Cheer up old chap, this nightmare will soon be over.

I have said before on here many times that no-one does hypocrisy quite like the Tories. The rules were crystal clear: anyone with symptoms of coronavirus should not leave their home. Did Dom have the symptoms? If he did, his mission to Durham would have helped spread the virus. No good asking a Tory about a “conscience” because quite simply they do not have one.

My real concern at present is that my worse fears have been realised. Boris Johnson is totally not fit for the office of Prime Minister, he never was, nor he ever will be.

Please send my personal best wishes to Mrs Outwood and if you need anything, just ask?