Quote Originally Posted by PT_Arab View Post
I heard a while back that it was actually an Arab who wrote and recorded that song as a pi$$ take. Not sure if it's true or not.
Not true. It was a CD called or by “Jump the Q” and there were other songs too (some of which also available on YouTube).

Unsurprisingly hard to find much online but this website lists some of the other efforts.

http://gazrobbo2002.tripod.com/deesfconline/id46.html

Check out “the arab family”

The authors response to negativity at the time:

“This daft wee ditty has caused an uproar! It has been branded as offensive, disgusting and nothing short of a criminal offence, it has been damned by both the local press and supporters of the gay orangee mob, “so its had its desired effect then? The only thing I don’t like about this wee number is the use of the word Fanny, I tried to change it to Boady as it just dawned on me the kids might listen to this, but oops! too late the CD had been done, all 1000 copies, however its probably the same wee *******s that are copying the CD and making a killing (Doh!)”