Quote Originally Posted by JUSTaway View Post
I once went past a charity shop near my house and spotted a Scotland v Australia World Cup qualifier programme. Thought it would be worth a few quid so quickly nipped into my house to get my bank card and get cash out before someone else snapped it up. Paid I think £3, then I went on eBay and there were dozens selling for about half the price. Therein ended any thoughts I might have had of becoming an entrepreneur. Maybe I was meant to support Dundee with those economics.
Erm..... Wanna buy a football club?
Hardly any fans, team is ****e and the manager's a prick. The stadium is in terrible condition but we may be able to throw in an old bed and some bin bags as part of the deal? There are also plans well underway for a fantastic new stadium complete with its own monorail system, which we will be able to rent out to a much superior local team (Lochee United I've heard)
Provided you can pay the full asking price, we might be able to entice a C grade celebrity with a dodgy haircut to sing at the grand opening ceremony for a reasonable fee.

Don't pass up the chance of a lifetime, we'll make an entrepreneur out of you yet! 😂