Used to quite like

Hello, Hello,
How do you do?
We'll **** the boys in royal blue
We'll **** the boys in emerald green
We'll **** the boys in tangerine.

Also at New year, to the tune of "Were nae awa tae bide awa", I liked

As I was walking doon Pittodrie Street
I met twa Glasgae strangers
Says I tae them
Are ye gang doon?
tae see the Dons beat Rangers