Things that the Bride of Chucky and Hearts want from Dundee United Football Club.

1,Our place in the Premiership.
2,Our manager,
3,Our No2.
4, Our No3.
5, Lawrence of Arabia.
6, Calum Butcher.
7, Louis Appere.
8,Our record v Barca.
9,Loads O money.
10,Our Nicolls pies.
11,The Snug Bar.
12, The Heggie suite.
13, Our 1983 Dens Park title win.
14,Our neighbours,to improve their derby record.

Please feel free to add anything or body i have missed.