Bongo???? Stay off whatever you’re on. Bale 60+mil and 350,000+ a week!!!! Tammy 50m+ and 150g a week. You just couldn’t resist Young, could you?

40m for Edouard?? Are we mad??

I’m at a loss folks, yeah I have a wish list, but that is also unlikely to bear fruit;

At least 1 striker, 2 mids, 2 wingers, 1 FB + a rugged CH from somewhere.

Ollie Watkins, Eze, Max Aarons, McCarthy, David Brooks and Saar from Watford. Rugged CH? feck knows.

Get 'em in early then sell AEG, Trez, Nakamba, Lansbury, Taylor, Engles and Nyland.