Quote Originally Posted by toonphil View Post
I've sent this to the PL HR email for the vacancy, for what good it does. My cover letter. It fooled my brother in law who couldn't see through the satire.




I think I would be ideal for the role of Director of Executive Planning as I would;

PLAN, DIRECT AND EXECUTE A STATEMENT REGARDING THE ATTEMPTED TAKEOVER OF NEWCASTLE UNITED.

I am confident I could execute this to a 'consistently high standard and in good time'.
My experience communicating with people makes me ideal for:

Improving the efficiency/transparency of the Directors tests.
Planning on replying to MP's communications.


I look forward to your reply. I can begin the role in 17 weeks.



Well written and truthful, no reason not to hire you. Oh wait !