Havin played in many bands ower 40 odd years, I canna name a line-up of any which wisna 'Dandy-dominant' .... and yet, at least in the past 30 years, canna name a line-up which didna hae a 'pet-Tim'.

As ye might imagine, said 'pet-Tims' would hae tae be exceptionally good guys tae be in the mix .... and would need tae be thick skinned when the piss was gettin ripped .... and, sorry, ye might nae want tae know this, but they were/are!

Recently tho .... Stalwarts, Toxik Ephex found themsels in a whole new pot o' steam! .... We took on a new singer ..... who has done us proud in every way except one ..... he's a fυckin Hun!

Ah've known him for as lang as the band has been twangin .... always been good chums .... but only found oot his affliction efter takkin him on board tae get the band back on the go. Due diligence? ... Fυck! ... the fact he's fae the Broch should hae had the alarm bells skirlin ... but nah.

On the upside tho .... 1) ... he is an itherwise good lad fa can handle the piss-rippin .... and .... 2) We've since added anither Dandy tae oor line-up tae maintain the 'balance o' power'