This afternoon I'm going down Shawbridge to watch Clitheroe v Hyde United. At least I hope I am, I may not get in, the attendance in this large open air arena, just a bloody big field really, has been restricted to 200, of which only 160 can be Clitheroe fans. So it's ST holders only, first come, first served, to stand in splendid isolation in a big field.

However, should I feel like a holiday abroad, I can sit for hours, packed into a plane like a sardine with 300 others, no social distancing, and this is OK.

Insanity doesn't even begin to cover it.