Pushing the narrative bit too far there Bongo

A Carpet-Bombing Cash Fuelled Recruitment Strategy ain't the solution

If you were to open any door at random within (say Old Trafford) you'd find yet another player you didn't realise they had. They are probably everywhere in cupboards, closets and wandering uncharted corridors.

Villa spent £53,000000 on 5 “offensive players” who proved to be about as threatening as a “Baby Hedgehog”

Indiscriminately throwing sh!t loads of cash around sounds as practicable as Boris Johnson and his Covid-19 policies.

So just hold on keep the lid on the popcorn for the time being buddy