A Scottish Jew decides to take up golf and join a golf club.

He applies to a local club but two weeks later gets the old rejection letter.

He decides to confront the captain to ask why.

Captain says "your Jewish that's why"

The Jew says but I'm as Scottish as shortie and my name's mctavish.

Captain says aye but will you wear a kilt on burns night.

Jew....of course

Captain will you wear nothing under your kilt.

Jew ....of course

Captain....the members like a sauna after their golf and are happy to go in naked.

Jew....fine by me.

Captain.....but your circumcised the members won't like it.

Jew.....ffs .....I knew you had to be protestant to join the orange order, I knew you had to be Catholic to join the knights of st columba but I didn't know you had to be a complete prick to join a golf club.😁