Quote Originally Posted by dagenhamJohn View Post
yeah, but Alf is a professional Kant, he even said so himself FFS!
I once joked with uncle Alf and asked him "Doesnt your zimmer frame get in the way eh Alfie ?".

And his reply still has me laffing my head off today lol. His reply was "No Acido, but my attatched bag of pi*ss does!!".

As far as replies go, that was brilliant Alf, I wont forget that one.