Because of all the prats ignoring the rules and the unlocking--back to work, back to schooil, heyf price food in restaurants, pubs packed--the virus was bound to return. The scientists ev set it up today for Boris tomorra to be our knight in shining armour. It'll be harder this time cos tha reyt Animal, mooar and mooar are gerrin fed up onnit.

A vaccine is the only answer. We'll be reyt then.