I really don’t want ‘Billy big bollox’ Barkley at our club. I often scratch my head on how the hell he’s got an England cap? He shoots from anywhere and gives the ball away for fun. They’d better put some kind of ball retrieving device in the Upper Holte, maybe a huge net.

Loftus-Cheek, now there’s a player made for us. I’d say there is more interest around for L-C than Barkley. Which unfortunately means L-C will be heading elsewhere.

Interesting that DS wants a marquee No8, when Jack insists that No8 is his preferred position.