M-m-m-my Corona…

[donsdaft]

It’ll be my ipad

I’ll give it a go tomorrow thanks

[Aldo1983]

That's Trump got it. No doubt work in his favour.

[donsdaft]

If you can believe it.

He’s maybe doing a Boris

[donsdaft]

Thanks for the help with the press reader thing.

I’ve got it working, just need to find my way around it.

[57vintage]

Thanks for the help with the press reader thing.
Juju
I’ve got it working, just need to find my way around it.

I'm glad it's worked.

Open search by country and pick what you want to read from the sub-sections 'newspapers' 'magazines' etc and click the favourite icon at the top for the blatts you want to access regularly.

The one drawback, as I've already mentioned, is that you have to renew your sponsored access every month, apparently, and with my IT abilities, there is likely to be a spike in the F and C numbers in AB22 when I have to navigate that.

[DonUnder]

That's Trump got it. No doubt work in his favour.

Hell of a coincidence that someone who spends his life unmasked, in stadiums full of mouth breathers, gets diagnosed positive the day after he (even by his standards) makes a James Blunt of himself.

Guess everyday would qualify but this smacks of the dug ate his homework.

[donsdaft]

I’ll tell you what will happen now, it’ll save you paying attention later.

There will be a bit of a radio silence at first, followed by footage of ambulances arriving at a hospital.

The country will,pray for him.

Press camped outside of the hospital will catch a glimpse of one of the country’s top doctors sneaking in the back door.

He’s in good hands and the country continues to pray for him.

There’s a wee bit of a wait, the country continues to pray.

Headline news, his condition worsens, intensive care.

Mass praying.

Things are looking bleak when a hand reaches down from the sky and caresses his forehead ( without messing up his hair)

Hallelujah, mass praying and singing.

He addresses the nation, he’s ready for four more years.

Rejoicing in the streets ( along with a fair bit of praying and thanking god)

Recovered but still weak, he makes his way to the ballot box because only p’oofs would use a postal vote.

He loses anyway because only losers catch covid and America hates a loser.


If only he could have made his recovery on Easter day as Boris did then we would all have believed.

[donsdaft]

Alternatively.

He battles through it with barely a whimper because he’s a winner and winners don’t let themselves die.

Result - four more years ( and a fair bit of thanking god)

[The_Moog]

Alternatively.

He battles through it with barely a whimper because he’s a winner and winners don’t let themselves die.

Result - four more years ( and a fair bit of thanking god)

Good theory - like it. Apart from the 4 more years bit.

One caveat though.

Despite slagging the system in a blatant and tragically obvious attempt to cover his arse as he thinks he’s gonna lose - Trump uses a postal ballot to vote in Florida.

Guess he’s a p’oof then.

That said, the good Ole US of A is that full of hard of thinking religious zealots that the “resurrection” storyline would probably play very well.

But then the fundamentalist religious vote is pretty much in the bag already.

His best hope was to breathe all over Biden whose that doddery he looks like he’d be taken out by a stiff breeze...

[Aldo1983]

You'd think that flu would get him first. I don't know if anyone is aware but flu kills more people.