M-m-m-my Corona…

[Mason89]

[Aldo1983]

The PR team obviously didn't count on you blowing apart their conspiracy.

It's not convenient for Mrs Krankie that Serpico is never off duty.

[afc1903mad]

Can we all agree now that the decision to lock down Aberdeen, whether you agreed with it or not, wasn’t political?

Smashing

Yes, agreed.

Can you agree that the decision to delay restrictions in the central belt and then impose a less sever restriction than Aberdeen is a political call?

[Mason89]

I have no idea what sever means

[Basingstokered]

I have no idea what sever means

Think it’s a typo and meant to be severe but you just point that out rather than answer the question your good at that !

[GASC1980]

Think it’s a typo and meant to be severe but you just point that out rather than answer the question your good at that !

*you're not your

[mondo_notion]

I have no idea what sever means

Play the man not the ball.

Or play the ball not the man, I forget.

[57vintage]

I have no idea what sever means

Did Caldo not sign him from Hearts?

Squad no 6?

Scored a net-buster against Rangers 1873-2012 - from so far from the King St End goal it took 139 years to cross the line.

His old man scabbed during the 84-85 strike.

So kind, so nice - where’s my prize?

[mondo_notion]

More pant pishing from Boris and Mrs Krankie.

Meanwhile flu is currently killing 12 times more people than covid. Boris isn't peeing his pants about that and Mrs Krankie isn't holding daily press conferences about flu. It seems that hundreds of flu deaths a week are perfectly acceptable but even one covid death is a calamity.

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavir...-show-12098893

[57vintage]

Good to hear our avuncular medical expert Prof Leitch give some non-zoomer professional input to Radio *Scotland’s phone-in today. His was input devoid of the “I’m nae going to get political here” SNP plant from Forfar, who did, of course, give the impression that she was clarted in woad whilst sooking on a refreshing bridie. This after a zoomer was correctly sent packing with a flea in his lug for saying that people in pubs were referring to the FM as Hitler, and some fruitcake subliminally comparing the ailing hospitality industry to INEOS, Halliburton, Exxon Mobil and Vesteys in his assertion that the exploitative nature of G postcode-based small hospitality business people was an unfettered arch-capitalist affront to his sensibilities. Top tin-foil hattery, sir.
The good prof, when asked, admitted that advice might be ambiguous, and when pressed on the guideline to stay within one’s own health board area if one was domiciled in the Central Belt, said that there was no ban, that if someone needed to visit an ageing relative needing care, or a grandchild to support, that was OK, but to think about it in terms of the 16 days after which a review will take place. Quite at odds with the blanket five-mile travel restriction placed on Aberdeen city residents in August, where the virus spike was traced to a single pub initially, and other licensed premises in the city, far easier to track and trace than the initial household-originated (an MP too, like) virus spread in the Greater Glasgow area. Any political element to this variance in treatment is debatable, even if the unfairness seems real to some. Politically though, I would question why none of the two nationalist MSPs representing Aberdeen Central (Kevin Stewart, once runner-up to Brian Twoshortplanks in Brain of Northfield) and Maureen Watt (Doric oath-taking hypocrite given the family’s teeth-grinding affected accent during school) in Aberdeen South, as well as their fellow traveller careless texter ‘independent’ in Abedeen Donside raised not a phoneme nor a syllable questioning the original August measure applied to the city’s residents. Maybe they ‘forgot’ whose interests they were elected to represent. Forgetfulness seems to be new and current acceptable answer to difficult questions, a new Party line, if you will. Some cynics might say (viz New Labour spin-doctoring on 11.09.2001) that this is a good pandemic to bury bad news or political chicanery. Not me, of course.

*my arse