There is no other Govt out there who would know how better to blow £12 billion of our money to Serco for a track and trace system which barely works. We are definitely getting value for spending £7k per day to their consultants.

The head of this world beating T&T system is Dido Harding, who is a Tory Peer.

And if any of you are concerned, you can complain to the Tories Anti-corruption Champion. Dido Harding's husband and Tory MP John Penrose. I'm sure that will get you far.

If all else fails, just remember the common line to trot out. Its all Labour's fault. Right Mick..