'Deen', 'Todders', Anchor Man', 'Donkey' . fit else 'rips yer knittin' ?

[bigj]

"Entitled to go down" . No it was a f@@king dive

[pieandbovrilman]

Footie ...... let’s go and watch the footie .
How about let’s repeatedly bash you over the head with a brick until you stop saying footie?

[Aldo1983]

Footie ...... let’s go and watch the footie .
How about let’s repeatedly bash you over the head with a brick until you stop saying footie?

[57vintage]

Calling a child ‘Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel’.

Anything to get their name in the papers (pages 3-18).

[Br0chred]

"Entitled to go down" . No it was a f@@king dive

Absolutely and you can also add "and there was contact" diving bas tards