Talking of old jokes:
Lady teacher asks three kids tomake up a sentence with the word pistol in it.
Clever Karen - cowboys shot each other with pistols. Very good Karen
Brainy Brian - gangsters used to shoot with pistols. Very good Brian.
Snotty Sid - My brother has been circumcised.
Teacher : What has that got to with anything?
Snotty Sid. Well miss - he can’t pistol next week.