Things that are ruining the game.....

[Andy_Faber]

Any winger that refuses to cross the ball when they reach the by-line, should be docked a weeks wages there and then.

Anyone who screams when they get tripped, has obviously snapped a bone, and should immediately be sent to a private hospital for treatment and recovery. If there's nothing wrong with them, then their wages should be docked and given to charity.

For The Former: They should be sentenced to force-watching of a selection of Derby games from the 70's to witness the genius that was Alan Hinton

For The Latter, there should be a rugby player allowed to run on the pitch and laugh at them