Went to my usual local garage to pick up the car late this afternoon, following its MOT.

I was locked in reception "so no-one come near me", I had to sanitise my hands before I put the card into the card reader.

I went, "Whoa! you can't be buying into this bull****?"

The mechanic went away and came back with his boss.

We have known each other for over 20 years, he said, "Sorry BT, but I've just been fined £100.00 and given a police caution for not observing social distancing rules in our reception".

He then added, he was warned a £1,000.00 fine will be awarded for one more single transgression. WTF?