Thank you for whispering my nightmare week, Rosie! I read your report whilst wincing with one eye shut ha ha! Yubby and Sam in first and second place, dropping to 11th, while Liam merrily skipped past me, was painful! The only consolation is that Mr Smartypants is still behind me.

Trying to lead team with phone instructions whilst listening to Warriors' match on radio in sick bed was not one of my best ideas ever. I think I will have to have my bed moved into the dug out next week so I can begin my fightback. Thank you for your team sheet hand in time reminders. I always forget to look, so they are really useful!

Well done to Gornal and the boogie King!