"Who will rid me of this turbulent priest?"

The Democrats are the Tories under Cameron or May. Nasty ****s, but less nasty than the populist patriotism or nationalism of the (ironically) red party.

The right wing always describe anything to the left of Kenneth Clarke as Communist, Socialist or Bolshevist. It's a heavy badge of honour to wear on one's lapel, but it's a third star on my tasteful Dons fleece.