Quote Originally Posted by WBA1955 View Post
Are you the type that takes a newspaper with you to read and spend a good half hour in there?
Do you like to get in and out as quickly as possible?
Do you feel safe and secure in a toilet in the event of a Thunderstorm or a pandemic?
Does your toilet still smell nice even after a night of several ales and a vindaloo?
Are you okay with letting visitors or tradespeople using your loo, or do you see it your private domain?
Surely you are sat on the loo right now as you wrote this thread.
2020 - surely it is now a digital poo rather the traditional paper poo.

Jeez, what a random thread 55.