Ahhhh behind all the sleep deprived ramblings we get to what you are really all about. Welcome to the debate

So M_M is "my boyfriend". I have some "girls" (still not sure who these girls are?)

I now realise you are using those terms as a form of put down, brilliant work

I hope "Hot Lips" isn't also one, as that one I take very complimentary.

A lovely analogy to end but if you honestly think I'm a "Happy Chappy" it falls down before I even gets started. Even Pro Ardley Poster Boy is more realistic and that's still funny.

Apology accepted sweetie.