Bramble and date wine cup, round 3 - Dingwall edition

[NaeMairNeeps]

Cost you two bottles then

No, cos 'at'll get ye blind drunk .... nae a good 'look' for an optician

[donsdaft]

How many times?

I'm nae an optician.

I'm a loon wi 3 o'levels fa left school officially at 16 (although in reality, some years before)

The closest I came to university was a near permanent drunken residence of the corridor leading to the dungeon.

[NaeMairNeeps]

How many times?

I'm nae an optician.

I'm a loon wi 3 o'levels fa left school officially at 16 (although in reality, some years before)

The closest I came to university was a near permanent drunken residence of the corridor leading to the dungeon.

My apologies. However, my comments still apply

[donsdaft]

Finer stuff than the enormous bottles of Hirondelle that we used to drink in the aforesaid corridor?

[NaeMairNeeps]

Finer stuff than the enormous bottle of Hirondelle that we used to drink in the aforesaid corridor?

Nae familiar wi' Hirondelle, but it's good stuff .... every bit as good - if nae better than the stuff we used tae 'enjoy' at the cheap wine nights at the Univ Union for £3 a bottle. Mind you, Ah canna mind much aboot those 'memorable' nights other than a heap o' bonny messes duncin tae 'Nellie The Elephant', and some right rammies on the free bus hame. The fact we 'enjoyed' mair than a couple o' thon nights is aboot as good an endorsement as is necessary

[sheepcrooky]

I’ll pick h u n Wright if that is in the rules.

[donsdaft]

Jesus, I’d forgotten about the buses.

I mind one night, a pal of mine stotted down the bus and hit his head on the pole, causing it to ding.
The bus stopped in the middle of nowhere. ( must have been near Hillhead)

The doors opened and out fell Jimmy* into deep snow and blind drift.

The last I ever saw of him** was him having a pish with a surprised look on his face as the bus left him behind.

His caring friends just burst into a rendition of Jimmy Jimmy by the Undertones.


* His name wasn’t Jimmy but he looked like Feargal Sharkey.

** It really was the last time I ever saw him

[NaeMairNeeps]

.... yer story is askin for a folk song tae be written .... aboot the mysterious disappearance, and how every year, on a cold winter's night you might hear the distant ringing of a bell and witness a mysterious yellow letter 'J' in the snaa

[NaeMairNeeps]

OK, updated list .....

McGinn (mondo)
Logan (Red Zone)
Main (ByeByeScum2012)
Considine (Don Julio)
Ferguson (pieandbovrilman)
Hayes (NaeMairNeeps)
Cosgrove (GASC1980)
Taylor (InversneckieDob)
Kennedy (blowupsheep)
McCrorie (BrOchred)
Hoban (RED_JOHN)
Ojo (Donsdaft)
Anderson (nice1simmie)
Wright (sheepcrooky)
Archibald (Vintage 57)

Aff the top o' ma heid, still leaves .... errrm ... Campbell, Lewis, Leigh, Edmundson, Hernandez, Devlin?, Virtanen .... Stewart?

[Aldo1983]

I'll take Campbell then. Winner gets a pube sandwich?