'ey up yoof, yer in me seat!

[Bushwacka]

Things like turning up to find a complete stranger sat in your seat

I'll start . . . when you're sat waiting for kick off and there's a dozen empty seats next to you but that one person insists on sitting right next to you because that's what it say's on their ticket . . .

So you get cross when someone sits in the wrong seat and cross when they sit in the right seat? Hard to please some folk