Never mind ourselves, but when pretty well every Club in the UK and Europe are cutting costs and corners drastically in a horrific economic environment (only FOUR EPL January transfers this window to date for example), well watch out cause here come the Funny Lot once again to throw whatever little caution they have against the wind and start chucking the cash about like confetti, despite having a title charge that is OFF not ON contrary to D(F)C Thomson’s proclamations. Seriously, do they ever, ever learn?

But remember, second is nowhere.