Wow! Where do you even start with that? Probably the most bizarre half of football I've seen in over 50 years. Since the Slocombe brainfart our tactics have been absolutely spot on. We've restricted them to very little and looked dangerous ourselves. I can't believe the second half will be so easy, but I would have willingly taken a point after the red card.

I don't think part two will be such an enjoyable watch, but that first half was just brilliant.