All I see now is Hancock being wheeled out with threats of £10,000 fines or ten years in prison (cost to the taxpayer?) or Boris on television in Derby or somewhere wearing a white coat and daft white hat more reminiscent of a market pork pie trader than a Prime Minister.

I was offered the jab yesterday but politely declined. They will have to kill me another way. I social distance to the max and wear one of those leper style bells with a sign around my neck saying, "Keep the F**k away from me".

That way nobody catches nothing.