Very decent of you Tricky but Alf will be more than likely down south in his campervan when he cops it as I don't think that he likes spending to much time in Burnley
I see on the BBC News that people living in Burnley are to poor to die.
That is very sad indeed.
If you wish to send me monies i will see Alf and the good people of Burnley get a good funeral.
Of course i will not be making any profit from the monies sent in to me![]()
Very decent of you Tricky but Alf will be more than likely down south in his campervan when he cops it as I don't think that he likes spending to much time in Burnley
Yes as his Caravan club membership is up for renewal i could arrange his membership fee for a year.
I believe it is £54.
TBF I live in a small village a few miles outside Burnley in the shadow of Pendle Hill.. It's a very affluent place and in the beautiful countryside. It's been great living here during the lockdown as I can go out of my front door and straight into the countryside with tons of different walks and cycle rides to go at without seeing a soul.. I consider myself very fortunate indeed when I think of all those people in high rise flats stuck in them. No wonder the suicide rate is on an upward spiral.
I would imagine Griff has the same outlook living in Cumbria with such wonderful countryside. It's great up a North and Grimm darn Sarth Lads.. Stay safe Alf.
Too true Alf, I can see Scotland across the Solway from my back garden and, if I walk less that 2 miles from my house, there’s a spot from where I can see the whole of the Solway laid out in one direction, turn around and I’ve got the Northern fells and Skiddaw. Half way in between there’s a great view of the Isle of Man. It’s not grim doon sooth Alf, it’s desolate.
I would hate to live up North as all the women are called Nora and wear brown wrinkled tights and the men all called Compo and eat grass![]()
And darn south all the men are puffs and the women lesbians.. I will stick with Nora and wrinkled tights Tricky ..![]()
Yeah but i reckon you have great fun indulging with the Lidl yoghurt drooling fetish swingers at your down south caravan club meetings on them hot sultry nights in the summer![]()